No Really, We're Playing UTSA

I hate wasting time or money and that happens all the time for no good reason, and then people save money by skimping on the important things.-Rick Baker

If Saturday's game against UTEP had a picture in the dictionary it would be Mike Gundy's perfectly styled nugget growth topped with a visor.
If UTEP has a synonym it's FAU, Houston,  Troy,  Arkansas State.  The list or where we go to satisfy two for one's with all risk no reward opponents grows and flowers like vines in some pathetic South Park Emo kid garden. Frankly,  If Gundy really wants to take his ball and stomp off to the SEC over the right to play at UTEP I wish him the best.

But he hasn't left and Boone,  Holder and Gundy are coexisting like Stillwater is some backwoods Potsdam.

Head Coach: Larry Coker.  Best remembered for not knowing how one of the most talented college teams in history showed up on campus in Coral Gables and then letting them play football. Connected to Oklahoma State by his time as our offensive coordinator from 83 to 89. Wait... Barry  Sanders won  the Heisman when?

Ok, I said no links for the clicks. Maybe I lied. I dunno.

The SBN profile of UTSA is fantastic 

Real quick GET BACK TO my TPS REPORTS SUMMARY: Offense good....defense could start the pew behind you at church and be better. They might do It.Lots of new people.

CFN Preview


I have stuff to do SUMMARY: UTSA qb doesn't throw picks 20-3 td to pick ratio last year. The dude who lines up 15 yards from the ball shouldn't be your best player I feel like. If he has that many chances to shine you're screwed.

Last game

I've read this far and deserve a medal. get back to the jokes SUMMARY:  They came back to beat New Mexico. Stop worrying. The Twitter opinion that "because our qb can't throw like our last NFL first round draft pick so he can't throw at all and our offense is doomed so start the kid who couldn't win the starting job his senior year of high school because I saw his YouTube deep ball once." could actually be true and I still don't think it would matter.


Seriously, we'll win, it'll be closer than we want because we run the ball now and we won't know any more than we did this time last week. but this is what Gundy wants so we'll pretend.